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COM Student Submits Final Project Entirely Shot on Nintendo…

September 17, 2019 0

College of COM- William Luigi (COM’22) has an important announcement to make. Dissatisfied with big budget blockbuster films, Luigi is

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Student Hopes ATM Has a Good Day Too

November 1, 2018 0

BANK OF AMERICA—At 1:47PM yesterday, sources report that BU freshman Brock Lee (SHA ‘22), flattered by the Warren ATM’s “have a good day” message at…

100 Bay State Staff Getting Real Sick And Tired Of Student With Hooks For Hands

September 5, 2013 0

BAY STATE ROAD—Since the start of the semester, employees working the register at 100 Bay State Road have become increasingly fed up with one student…

Girl with Crush on Professor Plays Hard to Get: Drops Class

September 28, 2016 0

CAS—After three weeks of class, English Major, Jenna Pinksley (CAS '17), dropped her Victorian Lit. class to improve her GPA and let her hot professor…

FBI Raids Office of President Brown’s Lawyer, Finds Missing Dining Hall Bananas

April 12, 2018 0

BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…

FitRec Guy With Big Muscles Asserts His Superiority Over FitRec Guy With Slightly Smaller Muscles

February 10, 2014 0

FITREC—Reports have confirmed that a guy with big muscles at FitRec can lift five more pounds on the arm curl machine than a guy with…

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