NEWS
Aww: Spring Concert Just CFA Kids
WEST CAMPUS—Ugh, BU is at it again. After weeks of hype and promotion, it turns out the 802.1 Spring concert …
LIFESTYLE
Drunk COM Student Barfing Outside Questrom Definitely Doing it…
QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS—Emma Mills (COM ‘20) was seen vomiting outside the front doors of Questrom last Friday night. After …
OPINION
Students Wish Lecturer Would Shut Up So They Can…
CAS 323B—Student Jack White (CGS ‘22) reports wishing his professor would shut up so he could concentrate on surfing the …
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OTHER NEWS
Dining Halls Struggling to Find New Interesting Names for the Same Piece of Dry Chicken…
THE DINING HALLS – Last Thursday, the heads of Warren, West, and Bay State dining halls conducted an emergency meeting to brainstorm new creative names…
BU On Broadway Takes Credit For Ocasio-Cortez’s Crimes
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
George Sherman Union Challenged By George Sherman Confederacy
This week the George Sherman Union, which has created a positive environment for students to freely socialize and study, has been challenged by a new…
Era Of Fake News Makes It Impossible To Truly Know If Class Is Cancelled
COMMONWEALTH AVE—Studies report that due to the era of fake news that has recently emerged, it is hard to trust any sources that report the…
BU Gmail Adds “DO NOT RAPE ANYBODY” to Every Student’s Google Calendar
In a move that expert calendar-keeper and Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh would call “Yale-level smart,” Boston University led the charge against campus sexual…