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Northeastern Paves Over BU, Says “It Was the Only…
NORTHEASTERN—In an effort to try to assert themselves over Boston College as BU’s rival, Northeastern’s satire publication, creatively named The …
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New Frat House Rules In The Time Of Corona
To all the Chads and Brads out there, I know how disappointed you must be thinking there will be no …
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We Ranked All The Students And You WON’T BELIEVE…
It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. After seven and a half years of deliberation, The Bunion has finally ranked …
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BU On Broadway Takes Credit For Ocasio-Cortez’s Crimes
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
Complacent Dean Elmore Hangs Motivational Posters Of Himself
1 SILBER WAY—Dean of Students Kenneth Elmore announced that he will be hanging pictures of himself in a new initiative to inspire students in an…
Why BU Should Stop Investing in Fossil Fuels And Reinvest in My Friend Greg’s Cantaloupe-Flavored…
When I read Divest BU’s new proposal on why BU should move its fossil fuel investments to more sustainable alternatives, I made the important realization…
The Bunion Endorses Ace Watkins For President
We here at The Bunion, don’t take many things seriously. From making fun of CGS to criticizing Juul smokers, we are known for our constant…
Dining Halls Struggling to Find New Interesting Names for the Same Piece of Dry Chicken…
THE DINING HALLS – Last Thursday, the heads of Warren, West, and Bay State dining halls conducted an emergency meeting to brainstorm new creative names…