Did you know SHS stands for Student Health Services? Because They Didn’t.

September 16, 2016 0

COMM AVE—Sources report that SHS stands for Student Health Services, much to the surprise of anyone who has worked there or used their facility. “For…

Everything Done Half-Assed Due To Upcoming Finals

December 2, 2013 0

SOUTH CAMPUS—Sources have confi

President Brown Not Entirely Sure Who Writes His E-Mails Anymore

April 29, 2013 0

EAST CAMPUS—Last night, after sending out an e-mail to all members of the Boston University community, President Brown realized that he did not know which…

Charles River Renamed Chuck River on Casual Friday

September 11, 2015 0

CHARLES RIVER- Late Thursday night, The Charles River announced that it will be renamed “The Chuck River” for Casual Friday. “We like to keep it…

Beanpot Final To Determine Which School’s Shade Of Red Is Better Once And For All

February 4, 2015 0

TD GARDEN—Anticipation is running high for the Beanpot hockey tournament championship match, in which the Boston University Terriers will face off against the Northeastern University…