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Condom Fairy Not What Expected
WARREN TOWERS—A Warren resident is still traumatized after catching a glimpse of the Condom Fairy late last night, sources report. A visibly upset Vanessa Collins…
Student Ignored During No Dave November
DANIELSEN—For the third year in a row, the friends and family of Dave Wendt (CAS ’15) have agreed to stop noticing him for thirty days.…
CFA Student Expelled For Laughing During Lesson on “Debussy”
Recently, CFA student Christopher Flannery (CFA ‘20) was kicked out of the music department’s piano performance program for laughing during a lesson on classical composer…
Did you know SHS stands for Student Health Services? Because They Didn’t.
COMM AVE—Sources report that SHS stands for Student Health Services, much to the surprise of anyone who has worked there or used their facility. “For…
BU Administration: We Can’t Endorse YesOn3, It’s Too Much Work
Dear Members of the BU Community: As you may know, the upcoming Massachusetts ballot contains YesOn3: a vote on whether to maintain statewide protections for…