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Student Says Beetlejuice Three Times “Just To Feel Something”
GSU – The Boston University campus was rattled today after a student summoned the evil spirit Beetlejuice “just to feel …
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After Another Scare, TikTok Control Pills, Implant Considered
BOSTON– After months of scares, uncertainty, and stress, thousands of American teens are taking charge of their health and going …
OPINION
Op Ed: Only Thing Worse Than a College Theater…
The current pandemic has forced a lot of adaptation, and the creation of our new normal. As a result, a …
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BU Administration: We Can’t Endorse YesOn3, It’s Too Much Work
Dear Members of the BU Community: As you may know, the upcoming Massachusetts ballot contains YesOn3: a vote on whether to maintain statewide protections for…
Cheaters! These Students Already Started The Boston Marathon
CAS—Three ambitious runners from BU have taken it upon themselves to start this year's Boston Marathon a teensy bit early, despite considerable backlash. On Sunday,…
BU On Broadway Takes Credit For Ocasio-Cortez’s Crimes
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
The Bunion Endorses Ace Watkins For President
We here at The Bunion, don’t take many things seriously. From making fun of CGS to criticizing Juul smokers, we are known for our constant…
FBI Raids Office of President Brown’s Lawyer, Finds Missing Dining Hall Bananas
BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…