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BU Biowarfare Against Northeastern Shows First Signs of Success
BOSTON— Boston University is claiming responsibility for infecting a Northeastern University student with measles, confirming Operation FU-NEU, BU’s first officially …
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FitRec Guy With Big Muscles Asserts His Superiority Over FitRec Guy With Slightly Smaller Muscles
FITREC—Reports have confirmed that a guy with big muscles at FitRec can lift five more pounds on the arm curl machine than a guy with…
We Know MLK Was a BU Grad, But Did You Know He Also Fought For…
Get ready to feel inspired! The Bunion has just uncovered breaking news that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr (GRS ‘55, Hon. ‘59) has done even…
In a Surprising Turn of Events, Professor Calls Student ‘Mom’
CAS LECTURE HALL—Last week, students in Philosophy 101 were shocked to witness their professor refer to a student by an all-too-familiar name. As a young…
Dining Halls Struggling to Find New Interesting Names for the Same Piece of Dry Chicken…
THE DINING HALLS – Last Thursday, the heads of Warren, West, and Bay State dining halls conducted an emergency meeting to brainstorm new creative names…
Girl with Crush on Professor Plays Hard to Get: Drops Class
CAS—After three weeks of class, English Major, Jenna Pinksley (CAS '17), dropped her Victorian Lit. class to improve her GPA and let her hot professor…