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BU Biowarfare Against Northeastern Shows First Signs of Success
BOSTON— Boston University is claiming responsibility for infecting a Northeastern University student with measles, confirming Operation FU-NEU, BU’s first officially …
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Mix-up! President Brown Reads Announcement of Plans to Divest BU, Actually Plans to Digest BU
MORSE AUDITORIUM—Wowee! Last night, during a live broadcast, President Brown attempted to weigh in on his long-anticipated decision to consume and digest the entire Charles…
BU Administration: We Can’t Endorse YesOn3, It’s Too Much Work
Dear Members of the BU Community: As you may know, the upcoming Massachusetts ballot contains YesOn3: a vote on whether to maintain statewide protections for…
CFA Student Expelled For Laughing During Lesson on “Debussy”
Recently, CFA student Christopher Flannery (CFA ‘20) was kicked out of the music department’s piano performance program for laughing during a lesson on classical composer…
COM To Be Renamed ‘Boner Lounge’ After Generous Donation From Howard Stern Foundation
ADMISSIONS OFFICE—Following the rebranding of BU’s Center for Student Services, the College of Communication has announced that its building will be renamed the Boner Lounge…
Oscar Party Overshadows Oscar’s Birthday Party
WARREN TOWERS—Sources report that upcoming weekend plans for Oscar viewing parties have completely overshadowed the celebration of Oscar Fernz’s (CGS ’19) birthday. “I saw events…