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CGS Freshman Accidentally Glues Own Hand to Face
COLLEGE OF GENERAL STUDIES—Boston University student Jim Borden (CGS ‘14) created quite a panic in class yesterday when he accidentally glued his right hand to…
As Per The Agreement, Boston College Takes Dean Elmore After Hockey Victory
GEORGE SHERMAN UNION—After the 5-1 loss to Boston College in men’s hockey last weekend, Boston University Dean of Students Kenneth Elmore will now become the…
The Bunion Endorses Ace Watkins For President
We here at The Bunion, don’t take many things seriously. From making fun of CGS to criticizing Juul smokers, we are known for our constant…
Condom Fairy Not What Expected
WARREN TOWERS—A Warren resident is still traumatized after catching a glimpse of the Condom Fairy late last night, sources report. A visibly upset Vanessa Collins…
SHA Faces Budget Cuts, Becomes School Of Super 8 Hotel Administration
SCHOOL OF HOSPITALITY ADMINISTRATION—Due to recent massive budget cuts that the administration has refused to speak about, the School of Hospitality Administration (SHA) has now…