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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Features Allston Rat as Villager
In a new update, Animal Crossing: New Horizons features new aspects like terraforming, and more new villagers that can appear …
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5 Things To Do With Your Leap Day
As February comes to a close, we all count down in giddy anticipation to the best day of the year. …
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We Ranked All The Students And You WON’T BELIEVE…
It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. After seven and a half years of deliberation, The Bunion has finally ranked …
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OTHER NEWS
BU On Broadway Takes Credit For Ocasio-Cortez’s Crimes
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
Student Who Can Turn Head 360 Degrees Makes For Superior Yet Unsettling Tour Guide
BU BEACH—Between a busy schedule of demanding classes and community service, Whitney Harris (ENG’17) has a knack for tour guiding given her head that can rotate…
Freshman Wears Keys Around Neck Like Little Baby
WARREN TOWERS-This freshman is a BABY! Simon Drakeford (CAS ‘23) currently wears his keys around his neck because he can’t keep track of his belongings…
BU Today Introduces New “BU Tomorrow” Feature
WEST CAMPUS—In the face of an increasingly well-informed and hard to please readership, BU’s official news publication BU Today will be expanding the scope of…
Mix-up! President Brown Reads Announcement of Plans to Divest BU, Actually Plans to Digest BU
MORSE AUDITORIUM—Wowee! Last night, during a live broadcast, President Brown attempted to weigh in on his long-anticipated decision to consume and digest the entire Charles…