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We Ranked All The Students And You WON’T BELIEVE…

March 30, 2020 0

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. After seven and a half years of deliberation, The Bunion has finally ranked

OTHER NEWS

Condom Fairy Not What Expected

March 20, 2014 0

WARREN TOWERS—A Warren resident is still traumatized after catching a glimpse of the Condom Fairy late last night, sources report. A visibly upset Vanessa Collins…

Girl with Crush on Professor Plays Hard to Get: Drops Class

September 28, 2016 0

CAS—After three weeks of class, English Major, Jenna Pinksley (CAS '17), dropped her Victorian Lit. class to improve her GPA and let her hot professor…

President Brown Not Entirely Sure Who Writes His E-Mails Anymore

April 29, 2013 0

EAST CAMPUS—Last night, after sending out an e-mail to all members of the Boston University community, President Brown realized that he did not know which…

Student Finally Wakes Up Roommate Who Slept Through Alarm in September

April 28, 2016 0

KILACHAND HALL—This morning, Jeff Willard (CAS ‘18) reportedly woke up his roommate Fred Daniels (CGS '18) at around 10am this morning after noticing Daniels had…

Kilachand: “You Guys Haven’t Forgotten About Me, Have You?”

November 1, 2012 0

BOSTON—According to sources, Rajen Kilachand (GSM ’74), who donated over $25 million to Boston University leading BU administration to rename one school and one residence…

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