BOSTON— Boston University is claiming responsibility for infecting a Northeastern University student with measles, confirming Operation FU-NEU, BU’s first officially sanctioned biowarfare program, is showing…
STUVI2 - Boston University officials gathered to unveil a new safety measure amidst concerns over security on BU buildings and the campus at large. “We’ve…
BU Sustainability has announced its most ambitious plan yet: to power the entire university using students frantically running on human-sized hamster wheels. The initiative, which…
BU Alert released the following emergency notification yesterday: “A student was stabbed to death with a lightsaber in South Campus at 9:30pm. BUPD is searching…
Due to popular demand, a new response option will be added to the Fall 2019 end of semester evaluations. In addition to “Yes”, “No”, and…
BU HILLEL— BU Hillel hosted a therapy dog event to help ease the nerves of stressed-out students in the midst of finals season. The event…
In a closed door deposition, it was revealed that Satan has been the acting Vice President for Facilities Management, and that long time administrator Tom…
BOSTON— Boston University will add the field of ‘Staying Woke’ to the Hub Curriculum. The administration’s decision is an expected next step after implementing campus-wide…
MARSH PLAZA — Earlier this week, five thirty-year-olds were found hugging and crying on Marsh Plaza. They were identified as freshmen from the class of…
CFA — The College of Fine Arts, which was originally set to undergo a $100 million renovation, will now be replaced by a Giant CityCo.…