OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT—Following students’ universally positive response to the BU Hub, Boston University is pleased to announce their new program, the BU Snub, that…
Boston University students and faculty were shocked this morning upon receiving a startling confession from President Brown: he has been just two small children in…
BU DATA SCIENCE CENTER—Jenga is the hottest game in the country, and on October 1, BU President Robert A. Brown announced that the university intends…
MARSH PLAZA—Due to excessive complaining from BU students, the BU BUS has implemented 20 new stops throughout campus. Now, the average COMM AVE loop takes…
BU ADMISSIONS—After years of orientation tours full of over-inquisitive little twerps, it was announced today that the area of grass overlooking the Charles River, known…
COLLEGE OF COMMUNICATION—Insisting that their new “Bring Your Own Laptop” policy was insufficient by itself, the College of Communication’s Office of Undergraduate Affairs has now…
BOOTH THEATER – Last Saturday, audiences and thespians alike reported strange, even paranormal activity at the Boston University’s brand new Booth Theater.During the most recent…
WARREN TOWERS—History was made on Monday as the elevators in Warren C Tower were actually on the floors they said they were, marking the first…
WEST CAMPUS—At 12:01am this morning, reporters from The Bunion spotted the entirety of Claflin, Sleeper, and Rich Halls marching down Commonwealth Avenue in a public…
WARREN TOWERS – In partnership with the Fitness and Recreation Center, the Boston University Dean of Students recently announced a new “Get Movin’” exercise initiative…