College of COM- William Luigi (COM’22) has an important announcement to make. Dissatisfied with big budget blockbuster films, Luigi is determined to take film back…
SOMEWHERE ON COMM AVE- Following multiple complaints of the BU Bus never showing up on time anywhere, BU transportation officials have finally figured out why:…
It’s happened! The prophecy long spoke of a man worthy enough to manually open the girthy automatic door of the Towers of Warren, and finally…
BOSTON– In a student-wide email sent out Tuesday, BU confirmed that no matter how dirty it sounds, “overloading” doesn’t qualify as a sex act. “Overloading…
Math major Jeremy Maxwell (CAS ‘21) has recently announced to the world, much to the rage of his colleagues in the field, that he prefers…
BU BEACH – In a remarkable turn of events, James Skyler (CAS ’20) found the lost city of Atlantis on an excavation at the BU…
QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS—After a series of strange events, it was revealed Tuesday that the women’s first floor bathroom in the Questrom School of Business…
ALLSTON—The night started off like any other for the Lambda Sigma Delta fraternity brothers, but Aelfred Buckminster (CAS ‘19) had other plans in mind for…
BAY STATE ROAD—Amid rising spring temperatures, the shrinking pile of snow behind Bay State Road has made a defiant last stand for survival by taking…
COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES—A new report done by researchers at the Department of Psychological and Brain Sciences indicates that approximately no studying will be…