The Bunion is a satire news publication for the Boston University community created by Kevin Flynn on September 6th, 2012. The Bunion is meant for entertainment purposes only. All sources and quotes are fabricated. The use of the names or likenesses of notable Boston University figures or students is entirely fictional and for satirical purposes. Any resemblance to actual events is coincidental.
The Bunion is a registered student organization at Boston University under the Deerfield Road. The Bunion does not receive any funding from the university, and any content published by The Bunion is not representative of the views of the university.
See the full list of people who have contributed to The Bunion here.
SPRING 2021 STAFF
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Ali Harrison
Copy Editor
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Amanda Levitt
Staff Writer
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Anika Brahmbhatt
Social Media Staff
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Avery Beaumont
Staff Writer
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Bridget Fekety
Staff Writer
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Caitlyn Kelley
Copywriter
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Camila Olivo
Special Projects
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Cassidy Wall
Staff Writer
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Charlotte Howard
Staff Writer
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Chris Capaccio
Quiz Staff
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Cristina Thorson
Staff Writer
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Daniel Kool
Staff Writer
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David Sanin
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Eleanor Hoffpauir
Staff Writer
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Ella Chandler
Staff Writer
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Emily Lyons
Social Media Staff
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Emma Quarequio
The Bunion Editor-in-Chief, The Pinky Toe Co-Editor-in-Chief, Staff Writer & Editor
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Emmy Sawch
Staff Writer & Photos
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Evan Denenberg
Staff Writer
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Fiona Broadie
Staff Writer
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Grace Donahue
Staff Writer
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Grace O’Brien
Staff Writer
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Ian Aquino
Staff Writer
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Isabella Reish
Associate Quiz Editor
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Jacob Nesson
Associate Assignment Editor and Staff Writer
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Jameson Beckman
Staff Writer
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Jenny Kornreich
Social Media Staff
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Kate Schwenn
Quiz Staff
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Laura Braudis
Staff Writer
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Lauren Grill
Staff Writer
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Lili Culhane
Staff Writer
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Lindsay Bizenov
Staff Writer
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Luciano Foranoce
Staff Writer and Copywriter
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Maggie Vatter
Staff Writer
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Maria Mavrogenes
Staff Writer
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Maxwell Pociask
Staff Writer
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Maya Bhat
The Pinky Toe Co-Editor in Chief, Digital Copywriting, Staff Writer & Editor
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Ogenna Oraedu
Staff Writer
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Patrick Boese
Treasurer
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Reid Phillips
Special Projects Co-Coordinator
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Sabine O. Yamin
Staff Writer
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Samantha Dilsheimer
Special Projects Co-Coordinator
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Samantha Vatalaro
Staff Editor
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Serena Ata
Staff Writer
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Simone Velasquez
Staff Writer
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Siria Coello
Photo Editor
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Sophia Stio
Staff Writer
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Thomas Silver
Staff Writer
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Vlad Rada
Photo Staff & Special Projects
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Yael Hayem
Staff Writer
Ali Harrison
Copy Editor
Ali Harrison is a junior studying public relations in COM. Her claim to fame is choking on a chickpea.
Anika Brahmbhatt
Social Media Staff
Anika is a freshman from San Diego, California studying Media Science in COM.
Avery Beaumont
Staff Writer
Bridget Fekety
Staff Writer
Caitlyn Kelley
Copywriter
Caitlyn Kelley is a junior-transfer student studying Journalism in COM. She chose to attend BU because she’s a glutton for punishment.
Camila Olivo
Special Projects
Cassidy Wall
Staff Writer
Charlotte Howard
Staff Writer
Chris Capaccio
Quiz Staff
Chris is a Junior in CAS from New York, studying dentistry. He unironically enjoys using Android like the outlier he is.
Cristina Thorson
Staff Writer
Cristina is from Lexington, KY. She may or may not have a superiority complex from her name being spelled without an ‘h’.
Daniel Kool
Staff Writer
Daniel Kool is a Freshman from Minnesota studying Journalism. He plays the banjo but hopes you won’t judge him for it.
David Sanin
Eleanor Hoffpauir
Staff Writer
Ella Chandler
Staff Writer
Emily Lyons
Social Media Staff
FROM: Boston University Alert Service: The suspect, Emily, has been apprehended. She is a sophomore from Chelmsford, MA, studying Film and Television.
Emma Quarequio
The Bunion Editor-in-Chief, The Pinky Toe Co-Editor-in-Chief, Staff Writer & Editor
Emma is a Sociocultural Anthropology major in the CAS Class of 2023 from Miami, Florida. She is a pleasure to have in class and has a running list of all the mispronunciations of her last name.
Emmy Sawch
Staff Writer & Photos
Emmy is currently a Sophomore, double majoring in political science and film/tv, and trying to fit in a minor in deaf studies. Her favorite pastime is lying to her relatives about her major.
Fiona Broadie
Staff Writer
Grace Donahue
Staff Writer
Grace is a Freshman in CGS, so yes she’s very confused on what she’s doing. Really, someone go help her; she got lost in the GSU.
Grace O’Brien
Staff Writer
Grace O’Brien is a Freshman in COM (‘24) from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. She is majoring in journalism because her childhood celebrity crush was Anderson Cooper.
Ian Aquino
Staff Writer
Ian Aquino is an FTV and advertising major who loves making people laugh to assuage his own crippling insecurities.
Isabella Reish
Associate Quiz Editor
Isabella Reish (COM ’24) is a film and television student with a gift for bringing Twilight into any conversation.
Jacob Nesson
Associate Assignment Editor and Staff Writer
Jacob is CAS ’23 and from Eaton, Massachusetts. He is on the borderline of having CTE, which is pretty apparent in his writing and life.
Jameson Beckman
Staff Writer
Jenny Kornreich
Social Media Staff
Jenny is a freshman from Milwaukee, Wisconsin studying journalism in COM.
Kate Schwenn
Quiz Staff
Laura Braudis
Staff Writer
Lauren Grill
Staff Writer
Lili Culhane
Staff Writer
Lili is a freshman in COM studying TV and Film. She is from Wellesley, MA.
Luciano Foranoce
Staff Writer and Copywriter
Luciano loves working in The Bunion coal mines, then texting and driving on his way home!!
Maggie Vatter
Staff Writer
Maggie is a Junior studying International Relations and Spanish. She is nothing but a speck of dust in the grand scheme of things.
Maria Mavrogenes
Staff Writer
Maria is a junior from San Jose, CA, majoring in advertising. She is almost certain that she will most likely be minoring in philosophy. Her personal heroes include Princess Diana (R.I.P.) and Larry David
Maxwell Pociask
Staff Writer
Maya Bhat
The Pinky Toe Co-Editor in Chief, Digital Copywriting, Staff Writer & Editor
Maya is a sophomore from Seattle, WA studying Film and Television. Her go-to late night snack is baby carrots, but only the skinny ones.
Ogenna Oraedu
Staff Writer
Patrick Boese
Treasurer
Reid Phillips
Special Projects Co-Coordinator
Reid Phillips is a Junior studying Film & TV (yikes). When not writing about BU’s rat-to-cone ratio, she can be found on the third floor of Mugar, wherever there’s an outlet.
Sabine O. Yamin
Staff Writer
Samantha Dilsheimer
Special Projects Co-Coordinator
Sam is a Junior from Philadelphia studying Film/TV. She likes piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and bad 70s music.
Samantha Vatalaro
Staff Editor
Sam is a sophomore from Saratoga Springs, NY majoring in Film & TV, and, well, you know what they say.
Simone Velasquez
Staff Writer
Simone is a Junior from South Texas studying Archaeology. While she self identifies a reformed Hot Cheeto Girl turned Astrology Girl, her personality is most akin to that of a cat who won’t stop trying to eat plastic.
Siria Coello
Photo Editor
Sophia Stio
Staff Writer
Sophia is a Junior studying Film and TV. Her favorite things include Christine Baranski and Christine Baranski, but are not limited to Christine Baranski.
Thomas Silver
Staff Writer
Tom is a Sophomore from the NYC area studying Linguistics in CAS. He likes maps.
Yael Hayem
Staff Writer
I’m from New York and studying Film & Television. Huge fan of writing male manipulator music, especially songs with lyrics that make you wanna speed-dial your therapist. Spotify abuser, Paula Deen sympathizer, and most likely seen talking about my clown emoji tattoo. I hope to grow up one day and become a motivational dancer for Bar Mitzvahs and funerals.
Special Thanks To
Quinn Boyes (COM ‘13)
Martin Nolan (COM ‘13)
Jason Weitzman (COM ‘13)
Kevin Flynn (CAS ‘14)
Ian Blau (COM ‘15)
Jasper Craven (COM ‘15)
Marc Finn (COM ’16)
Grace Condon (COM ’18)
Karli Marulli (COM ’19)
Ethan Brown (CAS/COM ’21)
Timothy Choi (COM ’21)
Web Design By
Ethan Brown (COM/CAS ‘21)
Created By
Kevin Flynn (CAS ‘14)