GSU—Reusable Starbucks cup in hand, teen activist Greta Thunberg confronted one student occupying an entire fucking booth in GSU during her recent visit to campus:…
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT—In an effort to “affirm our commitment to freedom of expression on campus,” President Brown has created two new Free Speech Committees;…
WASHINGTON DC—Shortly after the New England Patriots won their NFL record-tying sixth Super Bowl on Sunday night, President Trump announced that BU’s very own Rhett’s…
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
In a move that expert calendar-keeper and Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh would call “Yale-level smart,” Boston University led the charge against campus sexual…
NICKERSON FIELD—Sources close to The Bunion have confirmed that most, if not all, email lists from Splash 2018 containing the names, emails, BUIDs, and phone…
BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…
INFORMATION SYSTEMS & TECHNOLOGY—When the IT department sent out polls for Student Government’s annual election, they were shocked and appalled to find a total of…
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT, ONE SILBER WAY—On March 9, President Robert A. Brown emailed the Boston University community about next year’s 3.4% increase in tuition,…
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ZINNEKIN’S FOOD TRUCK- Ever since his first term as president of Boston University back in 1918, students have wondered just what…