The AP has confirmed that one of the 2020 presidential candidates, the old white man, has won the 2020 election. He narrowly beat out the…
SARGENT — When we tell you that Bernie Sanders is the crunchiest presidential candidate there is, we aren’t kidding! From the start of the election…
BU TRACK AND TENNIS CENTER— After more than a month of discourse and opposition from BU students, the Young Americans for Freedom group at Boston…
GSU—Reusable Starbucks cup in hand, teen activist Greta Thunberg confronted one student occupying an entire fucking booth in GSU during her recent visit to campus:…
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT—In an effort to “affirm our commitment to freedom of expression on campus,” President Brown has created two new Free Speech Committees;…
WASHINGTON DC—Shortly after the New England Patriots won their NFL record-tying sixth Super Bowl on Sunday night, President Trump announced that BU’s very own Rhett’s…
FACEBOOK—BU On Broadway, via press release, has confirmed to being the sole perpetrator behind the production and subsequent release of a viral video featuring 2018…
In a move that expert calendar-keeper and Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh would call “Yale-level smart,” Boston University led the charge against campus sexual…
NICKERSON FIELD—Sources close to The Bunion have confirmed that most, if not all, email lists from Splash 2018 containing the names, emails, BUIDs, and phone…
BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…