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Tom Brady Kisses Patriots Goodbye, On The Lips

March 17, 2020 0

FOXBOROUGH—Gisele Bündchen’s husband Tom Brady confirmed he will not be returning to the New England Patriots next year, but not without a long kiss goodbye…

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World Jaywalking Championships Held on Comm Ave

March 6, 2020 0

COMM AVE - Honking, swearing and a general sense of chaos filled the air along Comm Ave this weekend as BU proudly hosted the 13th…

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“$9 Student Red Sox Tickets!” Exclaims Student Paying $70k A Year For College

September 23, 2019 0

Baseball is America's pastime but what better way to pass the time than by spending an exorbitant amount of money! Student John ‘Papi’ Kirk (CAS…

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Public Transportation in Boston 2nd Best In the Country, And 5 Other Lies

September 15, 2019 0

WHDH HQ—In the era of fake news and alternative facts, WHDH 7News in Boston hit the jackpot with Tuesday’s story: “Public transportation in Boston 2nd…

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Study Abroad Boasts New Locations Only Accessible via Magic School Bus

April 20, 2019 0

BOSTON—Wow! Boston University’s Study Abroad program will now feature new locations thanks to the Magic School Bus. Students can expect to visit a variety of…

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BC Launches Crusade In Effort To Reclaim Marsh Chapel, Convert Heathens

April 18, 2019 0

MARSH CHAPEL—Students leaving class were met with a strange sight Wednesday, when 9,000 Boston College undergrads trotted down Comm Ave on horseback, clad in shining…

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BU To Add Hurdles, Flaming Hoops To Obstacle Course Being Built Near BU Bridge

April 13, 2019 0

GALLERY 808—Administration was excited to announce new updates on the obstacle course being built next to Gallery 808 on the BU Bridge. The course currently…

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TITS Forced To Close, Due To Cultural Preference for Ass

March 19, 2019 0

TITS—Looks like BU students will have to find a new bar to get shwasted at on Thursdays. According to everyone who tried to get in…

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St. Patrick Banishes All Questrom Snakes From Campus

March 17, 2019 0

QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS—Each year on Saint Patrick’s Day, people around the world celebrate one of St. Patrick’s greatest contributions to Ireland: driving all the…

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Nation Holds Breath As Film and TV Major Unveils Oscars Predictions

February 24, 2019 0

NICKERSON FIELD—Over 12,000 Boston University students, professors, and media representatives packed Nickerson Field last night to hear Film and Television major Leonard Wenderson (COM ‘20)…

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