1. Your high school crush Yes! Finally! These semesters in another city have paid off. He must have been following your instagram transformation from kind…
Tell us all about your love interest and we will tell you what you need to wear in order to make him fall for you!
Theology 451— It finally happened. I had been flirting for months, but I didn’t think Alfred Bernard IV (EVG ‘?) was getting the message! However,…
We've all been there, worrying about how much our constant complaining infuriates our many, many therapists. How many have you burned through? 6? 24? How…
Cuffing season is upon us, and we’re here to help with the accompanying existential dread. We know that it's hard to find a decent partner…
BREAKING — In a developing story, it appears that a girl from Mickaela Tepper’s (CHS ‘17) high school class just got engaged. Although reactions to…
Getting ready for work is hard enough, but it’s even harder when you wake up late. Today you hit snooze one too many times, and…
1. The Artsy, Gender Bending Bald Queen Since President Brown is already balding, we feel this drag persona is right in his wheelhouse. Think Sasha…
So your heater is broken, but you’d rather have your nose turn black from frostbite than admit that a man can fix something you can’t.…
“Netflix and Chill.” The experience is usually pretty standard: go to his place, turn on a movie, don’t watch that movie, leave to go tell…