Photoshopped by Ethan Brown (COM/CAS '21)
Ethan Brown (COM/CAS '21)

Ethan Brown is a senior from Bethel, Connecticut majoring in Film & Television and Environmental Analysis & Policy with a minor in Innovation & Entrepreneurship. He also started a comedy podcast and never stops talking about it, so he's arguably even worse than improv people. You probably shouldn't even read his articles, it'll just encourage him.

You’ve been a dog statue on a bench for too long. It’s time for you to become a real boy.

You’re a Dog Statue on a Bench. Can You Become a Real Boy?

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