THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- NEW IMAGING REVEALS ‘EXTREME PITA’ LOST IN BLACK HOLE —- STUDENT’S SCHEDULE GRAPH SPELLS OUT ‘FUCK YOU’ —- WEST CAMPUS CONSTRUCTINO CONES CITED FOR TERRORIZING BOSTON MARATHON RUNNERS —- WOW! BOSTON UNIVERSITY IS RANKED ABOVE EVERY IVY ALPHABETICALLY
Hey, StuGov put a lot of work into putting together this concert, okay? Just because you don’t know who someone is doesn’t mean they’re not a celebrity. If Aminé is coming to campus, the very least you can do is just find out who he is.