THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- OP-ED: DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER WHAT DAY IT IS ANYMORE? —- BU TO REPLACE TESTING SHOT GLASSES WITH TESTING DAB PENS —- STUDENTS ASSURE RA THAT THEY DEFINITELY AREN’T SMOKING WEED IN THE DORMS —- WTBU TO ONLY BROADCAST HEALING VIBRATIONS TO REPAIR FRAGILE STUDENT BODY’S MENTAL HEALTH
Hey, StuGov put a lot of work into putting together this concert, okay? Just because you don’t know who someone is doesn’t mean they’re not a celebrity. If Aminé is coming to campus, the very least you can do is just find out who he is.