WARREN TOWERS—After a tiring weekend of watching drunk eighteen year olds trying to swipe into their building, Gary Murphy, a Warren Towers security guard has something to smile about, because he finally finished the series finale of Breaking Bad.

“Holy shit! That was INSANE when Walter did the thing, you know? I don’t want to spoil any of the ending for those who haven’t seen it,” said Murphy, naïve to the fact that everyone already knows the ending to Breaking Bad because we all watched it two years ago.

Murphy claims that this milestone in his life couldn’t have been accomplished without his manager, who gave him the midnight to 7am shift on Saturday and Sunday night.

“Going into that night I thought I didn’t have enough time, but I wanted it. And I wanted it bad. It just goes to show if you put your mind to something, you can do it.”

At press time, Murphy says he doesn’t know what adventure might be in store next for him, perhaps summiting Mount Everett, or going to Law School, but Netflix is suggesting House of Cards, so he’ll probably just go with that.

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