BOSTON, MA - President Brown is happy to announce the implementation of the new program called Learn From Boston University, LfBU. The new program will…
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In the wake of the death of the beloved despised Prince Philip, The Pinky Toe has enlisted its top-notch autopsy team - codename Toe Tags…
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I <3 Uber. My wallet doesn’t, but I do. And you know what, I think Uber loves me, too; I’ve gotten some pretty great advice…
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My daughter is never ever allowed to date a skater boy. Under no circumstances will Esmeralda Renesme Chalamet go out with some beaning-wearing, shaggy-haired fuck.…