THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- BREAKING: BU HAS BAD YELP REVIEWS —- SAD! THAT PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR SPOT IN MUGAR IS JUST GOING TO WATCH TIK TOK MEMES —- IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ON THE BU BEACH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FLOORMATE HAVING SEX —- ECON STUDENT SAVES MONEY, STUDIES ON METH INSTEAD OF ADDERALL
Tenured Professor Suddenly Reverse Ages Into Baby On Comm Ave
Reports indicate that after the Haz-Mat incident on Bay State and Beacon yesterday, a highly esteemed professor has rapidly reverse aged and is now a six month old baby. Nothing out of the blue happened yesterday.