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Tenured Professor Suddenly Reverse Ages Into Baby On Comm Ave
Reports indicate that after the Haz-Mat incident on Bay State and Beacon yesterday, a highly esteemed professor has rapidly reverse aged and is now a six month old baby. Nothing out of the blue happened yesterday.