THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- ZOOM CLASS OR MONASTERY? THIS BREAKOUT ROOM IS COMPLETELY SILENT —- RHETT BENCH HAS SEEN TOO MUCH, TAKES TEMPORARY LEAVE —- ANTHROPOLOGY MAJOR ACTUALLY “HATES PEOPLE,” SOURCES SAY —- LAUNDRY DAY: STUDENT WASHES OUTFIT THEY WORE FOR ENTIRE SEMESTER
Tenured Professor Suddenly Reverse Ages Into Baby On Comm Ave
Reports indicate that after the Haz-Mat incident on Bay State and Beacon yesterday, a highly esteemed professor has rapidly reverse aged and is now a six month old baby. Nothing out of the blue happened yesterday.