WARREN TOWERS—Last Wednesday, as Jennifer Torres (CAS ’22) entered her communal bathroom to take a late night shower, she encountered another student showering at the ungodly hour of 2AM.

Though the interaction was brief, the two bonded instantly.

“It touched my soul,” Torres said, tearing up. “I didn’t know there was anyone else like me.”

The two students locked eyes for a moment before going their separate ways. After the incident, Torres reported a warm feeling in her chest the entire next day.

“I could have sworn she was a figment of my imagination or something,” Torres muttered to herself, wiping her eyes with a tissue.

The subject remained unidentified until Thursday morning, when Torres reportedly found a sticky-note on her door saying “I had fun last night. Let’s do it again sometime.” It was signed, “Anya, bathroom girl.”

The two are reportedly getting married and adopting their first child this winter break.

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