After wrapping up an exciting and inconsequential season of Euphoria, Sam Levinson is setting his sights on a new project: a BUTV10 porno. 

Levinson, the Nepotism Nudist Enthusiast, is known for leaning towards the risque in his work. The excessive nudity in Euphoria received backlash and was labeled “unnecessary”, “borderline objectifying”, and “totally ruining Grey’s Anatomy forever.” However, Levinson and his weird little emo fringe pushed on setting their sights on a more intimate, meaningful network… BUTV10. 

The production promises to be less intense than Euphoria, but hornier than Co-Ed (somehow). In addition, sources have mumbled that it is supposed to be a “more softcore artistic endeavor with tasteful sideboob and lowkey moaning.” 

While the plot is still unknown, it is worth reporting that Sam Levinson has cast a true star to bare all in the production: Sam Levinson, himself. This commitment to showing boob for no reason at all is a stunning move of solidarity with all women who have ever worked with him. After taking so much flack for Sydney Sweeney being naked all the time, he is now getting naked himself whether the audience wants it or not. 

Staff at the network have reacted to the news with a mix of confusion and pleasure. Camera operator, Kevin Smith (COM ‘23), said, “I’m for it, man. Yeah, sure, he is a bit greasy looking and loose with the robes, but he has this undeniable edge to him. I’ll shoot anything for him, and I mean shooting anything.” 

However, some students have a harder view of Levinson. Members of the BU Student Temperance Division (STD) are protesting the production of Levinson’s project for obscenity. Faith Bewbs (CAS ‘22) said, “That Sam Levinson is sick. There should never be that many… cock and balls seen in such a short span of time except in a doctor’s office! And he is also sick and twisted in the noggin’ for bringing in former Disney star Zendaya! The only thing she should be shaking is… it up! Not penis!” 

At this time, there are rumors of Euphoria star Zendaya’s involvement as she has been seen in Boston, and, most notably, on the BU Bus. 

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