THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- I’M YOUR SYMPTOM SURVEY, WHY WONT YOU DO ME? —- CFA MAJORS CONFUSED; THOUGHT THEIR DEGREES WERE IN CHICK-FIL-A —- EXTRA-LONG TRENCH COAT SALES SPIKE AS UNIVERSITY TIGHTENS RESTRICTIONS ON DORM GUESTS —- CLINGY COUPLE REGISTERS FOR COURSES AS ONE PERSON
Lily Dales (CAS '21) is an English and history major from Dallas, TX. Catch her accidentally falling on Comm Ave (she's quirky and can't help it). If you are going to speak to her in Spanish, please address her in the formal "usted."