You are BOSTON UNIVERSITY! You’re a perfect example of someone who goes to Boston University. Even if your friends don’t go to Boston University, you…
THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- BREAKING: BU HAS BAD YELP REVIEWS —- SAD! THAT PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR SPOT IN MUGAR IS JUST GOING TO WATCH TIK TOK MEMES —- IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ON THE BU BEACH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FLOORMATE HAVING SEX —- ECON STUDENT SAVES MONEY, STUDIES ON METH INSTEAD OF ADDERALL