Photoshopped by Shannon Damiano (COM '22)

There I was, in bed making out with my boyfriend when something unbelievable happened. Things were just starting to heat up when he went to his desk and pulled out a mini green sticky note. After asking me to, once again, direct him to my clit, he stuck the sticky note on it. At first, I was shocked and horrified, but then he explained.

“I just don’t wanna lose it again!” he said. “I need some way to remember where it is. This way you don’t have to guide me there every time. I’ll know the green sticky note means the pleasure bean.”

At first I thought, did I really want a sticky note there? Wouldn’t it be easier to keep faking it? However, it did help our sexual relationship. The sticky note meant no more time wasted while he searched for my clit in my belly button. And, he was so proud of himself for “finding it on his own” that he flashed a little smile when he saw the lime green sticky note. 

When I came back to school and the long distance part of our relationship resumed, I decided to keep the sticky note on. To be honest, I also have trouble finding my own clit a lot of the time! I mean it’s so small and hidden. I truly recommend the green sticky note for anyone whose partners are struggling finding their pleasure points!

Next time I see him I’m going to put a pink sticky note on his penis so I can actually feel when he’s inside of me!

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