BU DATA SCIENCE CENTER—Jenga is the hottest game in the country, and on October 1, BU President Robert A. Brown announced that the university intends…
In a move that expert calendar-keeper and Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh would call “Yale-level smart,” Boston University led the charge against campus sexual…
COLLEGE OF COMMUNICATION—Insisting that their new “Bring Your Own Laptop” policy was insufficient by itself, the College of Communication’s Office of Undergraduate Affairs has now…
BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…
ZISKIND LOUNGE—BU student Pree Fursbumble (COM ‘19) Tinder-swiped right on Brock Hamper (QST ‘18), a self-proclaimed “Questrom Meninist Brony,” in a selfless effort to win…
WARREN TOWERS –This morning, after a series of loud and successful tests of the Warren Towers fire alarm system, the fire marshal announced plans to…
THE DINING HALLS – Last Thursday, the heads of Warren, West, and Bay State dining halls conducted an emergency meeting to brainstorm new creative names…
CAS—Three ambitious runners from BU have taken it upon themselves to start this year's Boston Marathon a teensy bit early, despite considerable backlash. On Sunday,…
CAS—Many sources have told The Bunion that Jared Commit (CAS’ 20) constantly eats greek yogurt in class, distracting other students. Students who are in Intro…
MORSE AUDITORIUM—Wowee! Last night, during a live broadcast, President Brown attempted to weigh in on his long-anticipated decision to consume and digest the entire Charles…