GSU – Oh, great, they decided to give Cheese Station a new fucking stupid name, reported students eating lunch in the GSU this afternoon.

The take-away restaurant in the GSU, which was previously named Cheese Station and offered dishes such as grilled cheese and macaroni and cheese, has now been re-named. Sources believe that the new name might be Cheeseonomics or some other stupid shit.

“Whatever it’s called, I don’t want to eat there. It looks pretty disgusting,” said Jill Evans (ENG ‘12) when asked about the new fucking name of the stupid cheese place, whatever it is. “Besides, if I want grilled cheese, I can just go to Rhett’s. It’s cheaper from them, anyway.”

“How much did it cost BU to make the sign for that place’s new name? It looks really expensive. Aren’t we trying to save money?” asked Ted Martinez (CGS ’13), who also had not bothered to learn the name of the newly-rechristened cheese establishment. Is it Cheese-a-palooza? I want to say that it’s Cheese-a-palooza.

At press time, no one could be seen placing any food orders at Cheesetastic, or whatever the fuck it’s called.

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