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Man Found Lifting Car With Single Finger On Comm Ave
Reports indicate that Jerred Hassel (CAS ‘16), who was present at the sight of the Haz- Mat incident yesterday was found lifting a car from its parking spot with a single finger. Nothing out of the blue happened yesterday.