SCHOOL OF MANAGEMENT—In an attempt to show it “means business” when it comes to addiction, Questrom School of Business has announced a new initiative to…
GEORGE SHERMAN UNION—Local eyewitness reports say an absolute freak has been spotted eating at the GSU Pinkberry in the middle of winter. Sources describe this…
ALLSTON, MA—A new Juul flavor is steaming up the basements of Allston, and its popularity amongst BU students is infectious. Mononucleosis, or mono, is a…
You just put on a production of “The Vagina Monologues” and dragged your unwilling cis male companion to come see it! The performance was both…
QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS—Emma Mills (COM ‘20) was seen vomiting outside the front doors of Questrom last Friday night. After a long night of drowning…
722 COMM AVE—Showing the world that chivalry is not dead after all, local 722 Comm Ave resident Les Dormz (SHA ‘20) spent his Valentine’s Day…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a record setting, groundbreaking (9-0) decision, the Supreme Court of the United States has decided that wearing high school apparel in college is…
WARREN TOWERS—Freshman Peen McClean (SAR ‘22) has been an avid porn viewer since puberty struck him like a late BU bus at the ripe age…
SARGENT COLLEGE—On Monday, a Sargent student left class early to stand outside in the freezing cold to eat his snack: a tupperware container filled with…
Hey, Rudolph. Winter is here, and your red, shiny nose is blowing snot like you wouldn’t believe. While you’re on the go, make sure you…