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THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- ZOOM CLASS OR MONASTERY? THIS BREAKOUT ROOM IS COMPLETELY SILENT —- RHETT BENCH HAS SEEN TOO MUCH, TAKES TEMPORARY LEAVE —- ANTHROPOLOGY MAJOR ACTUALLY “HATES PEOPLE,” SOURCES SAY —- LAUNDRY DAY: STUDENT WASHES OUTFIT THEY WORE FOR ENTIRE SEMESTER