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THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- BREAKING: BU HAS BAD YELP REVIEWS —- SAD! THAT PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR SPOT IN MUGAR IS JUST GOING TO WATCH TIK TOK MEMES —- IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ON THE BU BEACH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FLOORMATE HAVING SEX —- ECON STUDENT SAVES MONEY, STUDIES ON METH INSTEAD OF ADDERALL