Photoshopped by Lauren Kelmar (COM '21).
Lauren Kelmar (COM '21)

Lauren is a senior from Palo Alto, CA studying Film and Television. She watches Taylor Momsen do parkour in her spare time. She is better at Wii bowling than Maddy Schmidt.

E-blast #910

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. School may be over for now, but gossip never sleeps. A little birdie told me that S and B were seen boarding a private jet to the Hamptons despite the stay at home order. What, no invite? I just hope this photo doesn’t make its way to the governor…that sure wouldn’t be great for Mrs. Waldorf’s PR!

You Know You Love Me,

Xo Xo Gossip Girl

E-blast #2344

Q isn’t just for quarantine,

Word on the street is that our very own Chuck Bass was spotted with a Qtie! How could he do this to B? And while she’s sick with COVID? Relationships are like glass, sometimes it’s better to leave things broken instead of hurting yourself trying to put it back together.

You Know You Love Me,

Xo Xo Gossip Girl

E-blast #0910

SPOTTED: Lil J attending a fashion show without a mask. Has Lily paid for the vaccine yet, or is she really just stupid?

E-blast #8901

Snow isn’t the only thing falling on the Upper East Side today. Rumor has it that Lonely Boy fainted in the middle of the grocery store! Dramatic much? 

E-blast #2091

Lockdown or locked lips? New York’s very own Nate Archibald was spotted tonguing a new mystery girl. Better lock him down soon, B. 

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