Photoshopped by Reid Phillips (COM '22)
Caroline Koehl (CAS '22)

Caroline Koehl is a third year student studying International Relations and Environmental Analysis & Policy. She is from Minneapolis, MN, but you can find her at your local IKEA.

Shapes. You know ‘em, you love ‘em, and you’re always wondering which ones are the hottest! Well, we’ve got you covered because we ranked the hottest shapes out there. Here are the top hotties from the shapes world:

6. Star

This is a controversial pick, as Star is pretty full of itself, and that quality is not hot. You get on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and all of the sudden you’re too good for everyone? Ridiculous. Anyways, even though Star has a huge ego, you can’t deny, it’s pretty hot. Plus, bonus points for always hanging out with us in the night sky!

5. Concentric Circles

Concentric Circles are like the hot boy band of the shapes world. Like, they definitely won the X-Factor based off their looks and not their talent, and then they got that whole Target logo deal. And, honestly, we were thrilled. We always need more Concentric Circles in our lives.

4. Scutoid

This new shape dropped in 2018 when scientists discovered it in our cells, and we’ve been fangirls since day one. And YES, it is a 3D shape unlike the rest of the members of this list, but we like that Scutoid is so unique and quirky 😉 Scutoid is described as “twisted prisms,” and they’re absolutely made for cuddling with each other. Pretty hot if you ask us!

3. Heart

Yeah, we had to go here. Sure, Heart is a bit of a cliche, but it’s clearly got a sensitive soul. We just know Heart is a great listener, and we have a sneaking suspicion that it makes great pancakes too! While Heart is very attractive, it can also be a bit rebellious sometimes, playing fast and loose with health problems. Anyways, as long as you don’t feed Heart too much red meat you should be ok!

2. Crescent

We are super into Crescent! Not only does Crescent seem like the perfect big spoon, but it also gives us major hippie vibes because of its lunar background. We think Crescent definitely owns its fair share of Birkenstocks and drives a VW Bus, and we absolutely love that! See you at Woodstock, babe!

1. You

Every day discovering something brand new…I’m in love with the shape of you.* Call me 😉

*Ed Sheeran please don’t sue us!

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