BU BEACH — As two self-confident arms stretch out onto the metal strips of a bench, prospective students stroll past with a curious gaze. The…

The microwave oven without a doubt has revolutionized the art of cooking. From its inception into households in the 1960’s, the microwave oven showed the…

Four entire months of being ghosted by Benjamin. He’s definitely seen it. His feed is full of him fulfilling other Venmo requests. He’s not even…

Spooky Season may be over, but there are still some haunted happenings going on at BU.  Econ 101, which meets Mondays at 8:00 A.M in…

WARREN TOWERS— Ashley Steinburg (COM ‘23) was overheard talking about New York City for the 387th time since she’s moved in. Steinburg was born and…

OFFICE OF ACADEMIC CONDUCT — New precedent was set today when 20-year-old Mark Wolfe (CAS ’21) was acquitted of his citation for underage drinking. The…

CAS BATHROOM — Mitchell Dorhut (CAS ‘23, 6’5) was just minding his own business peeing in the bathroom stall on the third floor of CAS…

CAS — Students were frantically taking notes in their 8am lecture last Thursday as Professor Adam Thune began a drunken 75 minute rant about his…

PSY—A new study from the Boston University Psychology Department revealed that President Brown’s house would need to drown in a flash flood every seven seconds…

PLEASANT STREET— Tragedy struck this week when a Green Line trolley slid off the rails onto Commonwealth Ave. The train, Mr. T, was reportedly seen…