COMM AVE—So long bicycles, skateboards, and other traditional ways of transportation. College students have a more bodacious way of getting around campus: scooters. Studies show…

COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING—This friday, after completing her 10 python programming assignments, Catey Winthrop (ENG ‘20) became dumbfounded. She never thought any sort of break from…

  TSAI PERFORMANCE CENTER—Brianna Williams (COM ‘20) committed the deadliest sin when she was 4 minutes late to changing her profile picture to promote the…

QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS—In a sensational turn of events, local finance student Bradford Bradderty (QST ‘19) landed himself a job at investment banking giant Goldman…

MYLES STANDISH HALL—Greg Turner (SHA ‘20) had been looking for extracurricular ways to improve his “dedication to the craft,” and Tuesday night he decided to…

BOSTON UNIVERSITY POLICE STATION—A shocking event has occurred today, one that will be etched in Boston University history forever. The sweet and innocent BU we…

BOSTON—In a devastating blow to local greek club organizations, ‘little’ Monica Pelletier (COM ‘18) has been fired from her advertising firm after an employer found…

DORM OF NAIVE FOOL—BU sophomore, Jordan Deflipo’s reality crumbled last week when he saw a mortal man dropping off his condoms in the mail. Jordan…

MORSE AUDITORIUM—As Carter Graham (CAS ‘22) heard his professor announce that his Introduction to Political Theory midterm would take place in the coming week, he…

In a shocking turn of events, your friend who owns a Canada Goose jacket is not-so-subtly hinting that she wants you to pay for half…