WARREN TOWERS— Ashley Steinburg (COM ‘23) was overheard talking about New York City for the 387th time since she’s moved in. Steinburg was born and…

OFFICE OF ACADEMIC CONDUCT — New precedent was set today when 20-year-old Mark Wolfe (CAS ’21) was acquitted of his citation for underage drinking. The…

CAS BATHROOM — Mitchell Dorhut (CAS ‘23, 6’5) was just minding his own business peeing in the bathroom stall on the third floor of CAS…

CAS — Students were frantically taking notes in their 8am lecture last Thursday as Professor Adam Thune began a drunken 75 minute rant about his…

PSY—A new study from the Boston University Psychology Department revealed that President Brown’s house would need to drown in a flash flood every seven seconds…

PLEASANT STREET— Tragedy struck this week when a Green Line trolley slid off the rails onto Commonwealth Ave. The train, Mr. T, was reportedly seen…

HOME — Davis Monroe (QST ’21) has been able to find his way to the long sought-after adult table this Thanksgiving afternoon. After many years…

STUVI2 —The BU Physics Department is set to host the first annual ‘Turkey Drop’, following another successful Halloween Pumpkin Drop. The event will drop countless…

CAS — Boston University’s Mathematics Professor Charles Loflin was left ashamed and defeated when his usual joke bombed in a 300-student lecture last Tuesday. In…

CAS— Professor Hilda Hernandez’s Intro to Paleoethnobotany class took an odd turn after a student asked when grades from a recent test would be put…