COM LAWN—“What?” was the reply of junior Jeff Johnson (QST ‘20) after finally noticing his friend across the lawn. Johnson was looking straight ahead, seemingly…
PSY B56—After not talking in her muted group chat “Warren 6Bitchezzz” since May 2017, Wei-Tu Busy (SAR ‘20) finally reached out to her friends with…
The Boston University Terriers tied with the Northeastern University Huskies on Friday in one of the most exciting games of the college hockey season. Over…
MARSH PLAZA—Sources report that 98 pound freshman Skindiana Bones (ENG ‘22) was seen flying away when a massive wind gust swept him off his feet…
Devin McLachlan (ENG ‘19) doesn’t just win at life, he gets a victory royale every day with his ingenious transportation scheme; flying through the air…
SOUTH CAMPUS—This year, Halloweekend was more chilling than ever for senior Daniela Romero (CAS ‘19). It was a dark and windy Saturday night. Freshmen and…
CAS THINK TANK—In a noble act of bravery, sources report that chemistry major Steven Smith (CAS ‘22) was sitting in the College of Arts and…
“I’m currently enrolled in a philosophy class,” said Matt, in his exclusive One-on-One interview with The Bunion. “The professor proposed a paradox for us to…
CFA STUDIO—In a recent conversation with his only POC friend, “lefty” Martin White (CFA ‘21) empathized with his friend’s fight against discrimination, assuring her that…
WARREN TOWERS—Boston University was pleased to announce that 2018 has yielded the largest freshman class in its history. Due to the increased class size, however,…