BOSTON, MA—According to reports, Boston University senior Emily Goldin (CAS ’13) will be having a healthy, safe, and pleasant Wednesday, and there’s nothing anyone can…
EAST CAMPUS—After staying up all night writing a paper and then subsequently falling asleep just as he was supposed to take his final exam, BU…
COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES—A senior studying International Relations in the College of Arts and Sciences accidentally confused Facebook for a place where people actually…
BUSWELL STREET—Yesterday, sources reported that —- oh no! shit! Shit shit SHIT!!!!
BOSTON—Two Freshman students in a WR 100 class about the early 20th century American novel realized last Wednesday that they are each other’s only college…
GEORGE SHERMAN UNION—Sources report that while eating lunch with his friends this afternoon, BU student Michael Long (CAS ’14) was seen digging his head into…
SHELTON HALL—Sources have confirmed that after hours of studying for PY 512: Quantum Mechanics II, Daniel Strong (CAS ‘12) began to finally understand wave-particle theory,…
COLLEGE OF GENERAL STUDIES—Boston University student Jim Borden (CGS ‘14) created quite a panic in class yesterday when he accidentally glued his right hand to…
WARREN TOWERS—Boston University student Aaron Reynolds (COM ‘15) alarmed his close friends and family Tuesday morning when he posted a Facebook status about his plans…
BOSTON—Eyewitness reports have shown that local student Steven Jensen (SAR ‘13) probably thinks he’s so great for voting today. Local speculation indicates that Jensen, who…