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Create Your BU Nightmare, and We’ll Tell You When You’ll See Your Next Rat
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THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- CITY BUS GETS SUEZ CANAL’D ON STORROW DRIVE, ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKS INTERNATIONAL TRADE —- “BE THERE SOON!” LIES FRIEND WHO LIVES IN DANIELSEN —- FINANCE STUDENTS FOUND RUNNING FRESHMAN FIGHT RING IN BASEMENT OF QUESTROM —- WARREN RESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE “SOPHOMORE”
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