THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- NEW BU A CAPPELLA GROUP MADE ENTIRELY OF PEOPLE SNIFFLING IN MY 9 AM LECTURE —- BU ALERT SERVICE SENDS CRYPTIC “HE’S CHEATING ON YOU” TEXT —- BU ALERTS STUDENTS TO NOT TALK TO FRESHMAN GIRL, SHE ALREADY HAS FRIENDS —- UBER TO INTRODUCE RIDESHARE AMBULANCES FOR BU STUDENTS