WARREN TOWERS—Didn’t study for that pesky stats test? Need a quick and easy way to buy yourself more time to read that novel? Trying to…
BOSTON—Early this morning, during a raid of the office of Boston University President Robert Brown’s attorney, Doland T. Loyer, FBI agents found thousands of bananas,…
KENMORE—Reports indicate that after four days, the final participant of the Boston Marathon, a MBTA Green Line Train, has past the finish line thus concluding…
SOUTH CAMPUS—Monday, during the Boston Marathon, BU gained an illustrious new comedy connection. As a large group of runners passed south campus, Robert Hanson (COM…
CAS—Many sources have told The Bunion that Jared Commit (CAS’ 20) constantly eats greek yogurt in class, distracting other students. Students who are in Intro…
CITY CO—Sophomore Mark Gannet was seen buying gallons of extra virgin olive oil to prepare for the slowly approaching Valentines Day. “I have never done…
StuVi II — Sources report that in a recent interview, StuVi II made it known that going forward they think it would be fine to…
MARSH PLAZA, Thursday—Sophomore Will Barnes (CAS ’19) is sojazzed for Thanksgiving, he has already begun the lengthy process of bastinghimself with rosemary and oil. Passerby…
Bunion: Thanks for meeting with us today… now, do you prefer ‘Mr. Pumpkin,’ or can I just call you ‘Pumpkin?’ Stone Pumpkin: My name isn’t…
DANIELSEN HALL—Last night Becky Kreuger (CAS ’19) pulled an all nighter in order to study for her statistics final today, only to wake up to…