We figured it'll be hard to decide where to have your arguments this parents weekend.

Because no one is ever sure anymore.

Who's paying for tuition now?

Can your irresistible charm get you good grades?

If you never let your hopes up, you'll never be disappointed.

Because March without a Spring Break has been really great.

Anyone can pass a midterm on "Dynamic Algorithms for Hypergraphs", right?

You can buy love after all.

Target runs can be very telling.

They have surprisingly a lot to do with each other.