Will he love you afterwards? Hate you? Passively say he's chill with you until you graduate and ultimately never speak again?

Spooky Season is never over.

And if you're lucky you'll catch Artoo's golden flying dogshit!

We figured it'll be hard to decide where to have your arguments this parents weekend.

Because no one is ever sure anymore.

Who's paying for tuition now?

Can your irresistible charm get you good grades?

If you never let your hopes up, you'll never be disappointed.

Because March without a Spring Break has been really great.

Anyone can pass a midterm on "Dynamic Algorithms for Hypergraphs", right?