THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- BREAKING: BU HAS BAD YELP REVIEWS —- SAD! THAT PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR SPOT IN MUGAR IS JUST GOING TO WATCH TIK TOK MEMES —- IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ON THE BU BEACH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FLOORMATE HAVING SEX —- ECON STUDENT SAVES MONEY, STUDIES ON METH INSTEAD OF ADDERALL
C.E.O., but not C.E.NO!
Our executive board is just full of honest, hardworking people at heart, like our C.E.O. When you see him at SPLASH and beyond, you see experience.