Nobody’s first choice.
Sentence: My crush turned me down, so I’m going out with my Sargent’s Choice.
Sargent’s Choice
THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- BREAKING: WARREN ESCALATORS —- STUDY: BU COULD SAVE MILLIONS BY SWITCHING TO SUSTAINABLE PRESIDENT ROBERT —- BLANKET SCARF SHORTAGE CATALYZES WHITE GIRL WALK OUT —- THIS TOILET HAS SEEN SOME SHIT