LOS ANGELES, CA – Hollywood heartthrob Timothee Chalamet, recently said in a Times magazine article that the best advice he ever received from a top Hollywood actor was to avoid playing superheroes. Three years ago, Chalamet notably auditioned for the role of Spiderman, yet lost the role to Tom Holland. 

It seems ironic that Chalamet is opposed to superheroes when he screen-tests for the role of Peter Parker. One can assume that Timmy T is just being a bitter Betty about losing out on the role. 

I mean can you imagine Timmy playing Spiderman in Avengers: Infinity War the movie would read like an art-house movie. Sufjan Stevens would do the score with Mystery of Love playing in the background when Peter Parker disappears after the snap. Wes Anderson would direct the film in all pastel colors and perfectly placed shots. It comes as no surprise that Spiderman Timmy T chain-smokes and wears beanies while off the job in the movie. Film bros would all be in attendance for the premiere. 

Chalamet’s co-star, Zendaya, plays the role of MJ in Tom Holland’s Spider-Man. It seems that Zendaya may need to provide Timmy T with some wise words about his previous statements. After all, Academy Award-winning actors like Christian Bale, Natalie Portman, and Gwyneth Paltrow have all starred in superhero movies. 

When asked to comment about his previous statements Chalamet said, “Wellll, hahahahahhahaha, I don’t know” Chalamet said while tilting his back with an awkward laugh. 

In recent weeks, the paparazzi have spotted Chalamet wearing a Spiderman costume in his apartment. 

I give it five to ten years before Timmy T plays the lead or villain in a superhero movie. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen. Or maybe Chalamet will end up playing Robin in Robert Pattinson’s Batman. 

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