Reports indicate that a book in the Fantasy section of the Boston University Barnes and Noble has started breathing since the Haz-Mat incident last night. Nothing out of the blue happened on Comm Ave.
THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- CITY BUS GETS SUEZ CANAL’D ON STORROW DRIVE, ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKS INTERNATIONAL TRADE —- “BE THERE SOON!” LIES FRIEND WHO LIVES IN DANIELSEN —- FINANCE STUDENTS FOUND RUNNING FRESHMAN FIGHT RING IN BASEMENT OF QUESTROM —- WARREN RESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE “SOPHOMORE”