Reports indicate that a book in the Fantasy section of the Boston University Barnes and Noble has started breathing since the Haz-Mat incident last night. Nothing out of the blue happened on Comm Ave.
THE WEEKLY BUPDATE —- OP-ED: DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER WHAT DAY IT IS ANYMORE? —- BU TO REPLACE TESTING SHOT GLASSES WITH TESTING DAB PENS —- STUDENTS ASSURE RA THAT THEY DEFINITELY AREN’T SMOKING WEED IN THE DORMS —- WTBU TO ONLY BROADCAST HEALING VIBRATIONS TO REPAIR FRAGILE STUDENT BODY’S MENTAL HEALTH