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Nightlife

Professor Tells Student He Needs To Bring At Least Two Girls To Get Into Office Hours

February 22, 2021 0

QUESTROM — Freshman student Derek Smith was sent home unexpectedly last Monday after his Business Ethics professor informed him that he was required to bring at…

Features

Tips For Regifting Gamestop Stock To Your Girlfriend For Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2021 0

Tips For Regifting Gamestop Stock To Your Girlfriend For Valentine's Day So you’ve accidentally turned your entire life savings into stock options now worth less…

Features

Prodigy Freshman Already Depressed At A Junior Level

December 11, 2020 0

Prodigy sensation Jonathan Hicks (SAR ‘24) has been making big waves this week for already experiencing levels of clinical depression and anxiety normally seen in…

Campus

Students For Trump Organization Announces 100% Off Sale At All Campus Stores Starting Tonight

November 6, 2020 0

Despite Black Friday still being weeks away, a “Students For Trump” group on campus has announced a huge 100% off sale at all businesses on…

Campus

BU Announces New Policy To Allow All Freshman To Make One Friend

October 15, 2020 0

SECRET BU HEADQUARTERS – BU announced last Thursday that it would be amending its pandemic rules to allow all freshmen to make one friend on…

Campus

Questrom Students Suspiciously Silent During Discussion About How Water Should Be Basic Human Right

March 24, 2020 0

QUESTROM SCHOOL OF BUSINESS -- During a lecture discussion about whether water should be considered a basic human right, a group of students from the…

Features

Students Unsure If Professors Drunken Rant About Ex-Wife Will Be On The Final

December 5, 2019 0

CAS — Students were frantically taking notes in their 8am lecture last Thursday as Professor Adam Thune began a drunken 75 minute rant about his…

Lifestyle

Juul to Expand Product Line with Mango Flavored Asthma Inhaler

November 20, 2019 0

OUTSIDE OF QUESTROM — Juul announced on Thursday that it would be introducing a new line of mango flavored asthma inhalers in an effort to…

Lifestyle

Pushing Your Roommate In Front Of The Greenline And 8 Other Tips To Make Your Dorm Feel More Spacious

October 17, 2019 0

1. Convert your neighbor's room into a “communal living” space By converting their bedroom into your new walk-in closet, you’ll open up tons of new…

Food

Rhett’s West Closes, Fulfilling 1,000 Year-Old-Prophecy Foretelling Rhett’s East as the Chosen Savior

October 16, 2019 0

GSU — On Thursday it was announced that Rhett’s West will be closing, fulfilling a 1,000-year-old prophecy declaring Rhett’s East as the chosen hero destined…

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