BOSTON— Boston University is claiming responsibility for infecting a Northeastern University student with measles, confirming Operation FU-NEU, BU’s first officially sanctioned biowarfare program, is showing…
RHETT BENCH-- As dark clouds enveloped the BU Beach, an aging and decrepit Rhett peered his aging body from behind the Rhett Bench. Rain and…
WARREN TOWERS—Sources say this past weekend, student Gregory Baxton (CAS ‘23) choked up a bit after scrolling past his ex’s apple picking photos on Instagram.…
700 COMM AVE— Students took to social media this past week to mourn the loss of BU landmark Jamba Juice. “This is so upsetting,” wrote…
COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES—A new report done by researchers at the Department of Psychological and Brain Sciences indicates that approximately no studying will be…
COMM AVE—So long bicycles, skateboards, and other traditional ways of transportation. College students have a more bodacious way of getting around campus: scooters. Studies show…
BOSTON—In a devastating blow to local greek club organizations, ‘little’ Monica Pelletier (COM ‘18) has been fired from her advertising firm after an employer found…
GEORGE SHERMAN UNION—Local eyewitness reports say an absolute freak has been spotted eating at the GSU Pinkberry in the middle of winter. Sources describe this…
FENWAY PARK—Since time immemorial there has been nothing more noble than the sacred bond between a skater and ice. Admiring the beautiful connection shared between…
FACEBOOK—So there you are on Facebook, scrolling through memes, news articles, and more memes when you see your friend has just changed their profile picture.…