1. Here we go! The first fabulous photo of President Brown without his mustache.
Oh wait, my bad, looks like he actually has a mustache here. Sorry about that. The next one will be better.
2. You never thought a man could have so much open upper lip, did you?
Hmm…Actually here he has the mustache too. Another mistake, but I’ve learned my lesson!
3. BOBBY NO STACHE!
Nope. Done it again. Shit.
4. I’m not even going to pretend he’s clean shaven here. This has been really tough.
I just wanted to make everyone happy. I failed.
WAIT. I got one! If this image of our school’s president without his facial hair doesn’t make your $60,000 a year worth it, nothing will!
UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that this may be a picture of Orlando Bloom and not Robert Brown. There is no way to know for sure, but if that is the case The Bunion staff would like to apologize for any confusion.